Cornish cream tea – How to do it

This is very important. If you get the order wrong you will be deported back over the Tamar bridge to Devon where they do it differently.

First divide your scone, which should be fresh and ideally warm

Then spread the jam

And finally the cream

If you care about your waistline it is ok not to finish the cream

Or you could invite a friend

Of course, you get a bigger pot of cream